• Martin Freeman: I am an angry man.
  • Martin Freeman: I am not your friend.
  • Martin Freeman: Here, let me sign autographs, and talk to all of you, who are waiting outside the stage door to see me. I'm sorry, my voice is a bit rough, and I'm tired. But I will do my best to meet you, talk to you, and sign your things. "I like your shoes." "I like your shirt." What lovely fans you all are!
  • Me: Martin your arsehole facade is slipping.